Feb
We got caught skipping school in 8th grade and my dad took his weeks worth of vacation and came to school with me, everyday, to every class, and sat in on them with me. That truly was the most embarrassing WEEK of my life!
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I forget
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They made me use the bathroom near a busy highway in the woods
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Probably when they let me concoct all these funky outfits that I thought were "cool." Looking back now I know they just wanted to let me be an individual but I wish they would have helped me be a normal one! Thank God I turned out ok
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I was around the age of 12 or 13 and we were at a store shopping for School Supplies. My Dad picked up a thing of elmers glue and put it above my head and squeezed not knowing that it had a slit in it and the glue went all over my head. My mom was right there and she took the socks that we were buying and started to try and get it out of my hair. When I looked up there was a cute boy right down the Isle and he was laughing I was so embarrassed. Thank God I didn't know who he was.
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probable smack my butt out in public i dont really remember thou
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There was this fat kid in 3rd grade named Albert….Albert said it all…he had a middle aged pot belly and a receding hairline, and hairy arms..in 3rd grade.
Anyway, this was before the time that teachers actually paid attention to if a kid was being picked on…..
My mom MADE me give Albert a valentine. I understand now this was the right thing to do. I cried and carried on and she calmly stated I didn't have to, but that if I didn't I wasn't passing them out to anyone. Like I said I know now this was right and I'm so glad schools are more aware of this now.
Only 3 girls did, my mom was a lunch aide and I knew she'd check……
We got called "Bride of Albert" for 2 weeks!
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My dad would always say "well, hot dog" when he heard something bad. I picked it up and one day in school when I was asked a question, I blurted out Hot Dog. Everyone called me that forever.
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My mom dropped me off at a friends house for a sleep over. Everything was good until hours later we come into the kitchen to find my friends single dad and my not-so-single mom GOING AT IT…..yeah my moms a whore…. LOL
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I was raised by my grandmother. Embarrassing! My grandmother would answer the door or come outside with rollers in her head, scarf on, see through night gown, no bra, and granny pannies, yelling your name at the top of her lungs. In high school everyone new my granny!
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i embarass my son REGULARLY
Like the time he asked if his friend could come home to supper. the other boy's mum was there waiting and my son felt too 'shy' to ask her himself if it was ok. Soooo he made me do it.
I approached her and then at the last minute i put my thumb in my mouth and turned to my son and said 'i cant do it either - I AM TOO SHY!'
that broke the ice between the other mum and myself with hoots of laughter (and yes her son was availible that evening).
My son got tos ee the funny side of it and his friend thoroughly enjoyed the evening with us (and we found that he had a cracking sense of humour - if you see the funny side of 9yo lavatorial humour that is!)
my son thinks these events to be amusing (if a tad embarrassing)
i wonder if in 20 years or so if he will still find my humour as amusing as he does now! lol
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taking me to thrift stores i hated but now i dont care i take my daughter to them
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When I was 13, I was at the mall with my mom and had to pee real bad. Needless to say I didn't make it in time. Embarassing enough, I guess my mom was embarassed too. She was pretty upset, and I got the whole "your old enough to know better speach right there in public with wet pants.